FDR Douglas Macarthur 1 Albert Einstein Winston Churchill Truman Oppenheimer J.F.K. Dwight Eisenhower Douglas Macarthur 2 Ho Chi Minh L.B. Johnson Barry Goldwater General Westmoreland Richard Nixon Gerald R. Ford Pardon Jimmy Carter Ronald Reagan Tipp O’Neill John Hinckley George H.W. Bush Justin M. Jessee Bob DoleBill Clinton Monica Lewinsky Al Gore George W. Bush Dick Cheney John McCain Barack Obama

Four terms, that is worth about 20,00 points

Supreme commander in the Pacific, too bad you had to leave the Philippines, lose 15,000 points

Flee Germany with 5,000 of the other teams points

“Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm,” be enthusiastic about getting 10,000 points

The Only President from Missouri, show me 10,000 points so I can take them and give them to the other team

You get 10,000 points for developing the nuclear bomb

Ask not what the other team can do for you, ask how many points you can give the other team 5,000 sounds like enough to buy a magic bullet

Create the Interstate Highway System and drive away with 20,000 points

Return to the Philippines with zero points

China pays you 15,000 points for supplies

I shall not seek, nor will I accept any points for getting this question right

That 1964 election between you and Johnson wasn’t even close maybe you will feel better with 5,000 points

Your war of attrition caused the body counts to pile up in Vietnam, watch the other teams points pile up with 15,000 free points

You are not a crook, but your dog checkers is, he steals 5,000 points from the other team

You could not win a term of your own, get 15,000 points for your efforts

Sign away 10,000 of the other teams points

Get 25,000 points for being both a peanut farmer and a nuclear engineer, you see (He says “You see” like after every sentence)

The other team needs to pay you 20,000 points for acting in their B movie

Longest consecutive tenure as Speaker of the House gets you 5,000 points

You can’t impress Jodie Foster with zero points, that’s why you only lose down to 1,000

“Read my lips, no new points”

For being the man an anticipating that one of the teams would pick you thinking that they would get a lot of points you, J.M. Jessee, win the game outright while the two teams compete merely for second place June 8, 1989, represent

Kansas is a fun place to be, if you are Bob Dole and lose to President Clinton in 1996, you should give the other team 1,000 points for being from Kansas

You did not have inappropriate relations with 10,000 points but you are losing them anyway

Whatever, (that word was big in the 90’s), get 100 points for scoring a nice D.C. internship

Win the popular vote but manage to lose the electoral college by five votes, give the other team 1,000 points for representing you in Bush v. Gore, the Supreme Court decision that ended the recount in Florida

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice,…………………………………………… we can’t get fooled again What man? It will cost you 5,000 points to nation build the other team

Since I am kind of afraid that you will shoot me in the face while we are out bird hunting I would like to give you 5,000 points

John McCain, lose the 2008 election and 10,000 points for both teams

The first African American President, get 10,000 points and give the other team 20,000 points, that is kind of what you do