Little Red Riding Hood The real story

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Little Red Riding Hood. She was not a nice little girl. She was rude, she used to lift her brother up and slam him on the floor and she would nip and punch people. She didn’t like to share either.

There was also a wolf. He was good. He tried to be nice to Little Red Riding Hood. He helped Grandma to tidy the house, he did the shopping, he put up shelves, and was a vegetarian. He always tried to do what Grandma said.

One day Little Red Riding Hood was going to her Grandma’s house because Grandma was feeling sick, and her mother had told her to go and take some grapes and soup. Little Red Riding Hood didn’t want to go to Grandma’s. She wanted to blow bubbles in the house and play on the Play Station.

But her mum said “bad girl! Go now to Granny’s. And don’t talk to anyone!”

So Little Red Riding Hood went to Grandma’s. She went through the woods on the path and round the lake. It was a long way to go. On the way she met a bird and a deer. They wanted help but she just ignored them.

Then she met the wolf. He tried to warn her about a person with an axe in the woods. But she just ignored the wolf.

So he ran away back to Grandma’s house. Little Red Riding Hood threw flowers and stones at the wolf.

When the wolf got back to Grandma’s house, Grandma tripped over the wolf’s foot, then banged her head on a metal hook and fell into the wardrobe. The wolf closed the door because he didn’t want Little Red Riding Hood to see her Grandma like that.

Then he put on Grandma’s dress and jumped into her bed, just as Little Red Riding Hood slammed the door open.

The wolf answered Little Red Riding Hood said You rude child! I AM your grandma and I am sick! Can you please get me some biscuits? You don’t look like my Grandma! You are too hairy and your nose is too pointy!

But Little Red Riding Hood said So the wolf got out of bed to get some biscuits for himself. But Little Red Riding Hood thought he was going to eat her up No way! You are not my Grandma, your teeth are too sharp!

She started screaming. Suddenly a woodcutter shot through the window and tried to chop the wolf’s tail off

BUT… Grandma woke up just in time to stop the woodcutter. She sorted out all the mess. Then she sat down in her favourite chair, tired out, and said “Wow! That’s way better than t.v.!”