By Benjamin Brakey

Imagine this, your eighteen years old at the wennzel walk in Luxembourg city [Luxembourg a country the size of Idaho called the green heart of Europe in between Italy and Greece] with your fifteen year old sister for your birthday [you’ve always wanted to go to Luxembourg] but here's the catch as you’re walking your [extremely short] sister gets caught up in the crowd and you cant see her any where normally you'd say she’ll get to me eventually but today you're due to be back at the hotel in half an hour to Skype with your parents.

You decide “who cares if we miss one Skype” and you continue walking towards your Volkswagen beetle so you can go see more sights. When you see that there's a big pile up in the road and you see that its your sister and she’s been run over by a moped and she’s got one broken leg and a sprained ankle so you run by the tape and everything and flat out pick your sister up so you can run her to the nearest hospital Find a hospital one block from the grand ducal palas You can’t find a hospital so you go to the mountain and fashion crutches out of tree limbs

When your at the hospital you get her to the E.R. and they keep you waiting for four hours and when you finally get into her room there's not even a bed in there [Luxembourg sucks never go] they lay her on a recliner [ya that’ll help the injury] and they give her some cough medicine [do these people even have degrees or a high school diploma?] so while your trying not to laugh your head off you go over to the window and see the palais grand ducal and see a singular tower that towered over all the rest and at the very top there’s the national flag of Luxembourg You are released from the hospital and decide to go home Get released from the hospital and decide to stay and learn the language

The journey took days and your sister still couldn’t put any pressure on that leg but lucky for you the thin trees of Luxembourg's deciduous tree woods made it easy for you to make crutches for her so you continue walking towards the air port on the other side of the woods Continue to the air port Decide to stay

When you’re released from the hospital you begin making travel plans to go back to ceder city Utah so that you can get out of that very strange place when you think about it it wasn’t the greatest birthday you’ve ever had but there’s always next year to go some other country. The end Back to beginning

Once you’ve gotten out of the hospital your sister turns to you and says I like it here and you actually start to agree with her even though she got ran over by a moped she was lost and spent the whole vacation in the hospital [shows how smart you two are ] but you two call your parents and tell them that you are going to by a house in one of Luxembourg's many beautiful cities The End Back to beginning

When she gets out of her treatment she turns to you and says that as soon as her injuries heel she wants to take an immediate flight back to cedar city Utah so you guys call your parents and tell them the whole story and that you’ll come home as soon as her leg heels The End Back to beginning

You guys decide to stay in the woods and forget everything you ever had so you live off the land and try to stay sane while you live out your life [to late for that] and you live happy ever after………….or do you. The End Back to beginning