American Jokes

Letters T he letters of the words in the following joke are jumbled. R eorder the words to make the joke readable ;)

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Words The words within two punctuation signs are jumbled. Reorder them to form meaningful sentences.

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Words “Hello, Bill, new at you I have youngster a house your hear,” his said employer. apprehensively new father the the around glanced office. “sake heaven’s for, you here him hear ‘way up can’t, you can?”

Sentences: The lines in the following three jokes are jumbled. Match the right pairs to reconstruct the three jokes.

Sentences: B : Because the other end is dangerous. A : Weren’t you upset when the bank went smash? B : No! She’s married! A : “B”, why does Missouri stand at the head in mule-raising in the United states? B : No, I only lost my balance. A : I wonder if I could see your mother, little boy. Is she engaged?