Name: Greek: Apollo/Phoebus Roman: Apollo/Phoebus
Artemis: Hey baby brother!
Apollo: I’m your twin!
Artemis: I know I just Like teasing you!... How are you using your power to help the Trojans?
Apollo: Since it is one of my patron cities, I was planning on using my powers of archery to kill Achilles and avenge Hector ’ s death.
Artemis: I could send wild animals into the Greek camp if you want.
Apollo: No that ’ s ok; I think I have this under control!
Artemis: All right, just … be careful!
Apollo: I will!
Zeus: Son, don ’ t interfere with the way of humans.
Apollo: I will try, Father.
Zeus: Good boy! Go play with your lyre and don ’ t get mixed up with humans!
Apollo: Yes, Father.
Apollo’s Status: Off to kill Achilles! Is anyone else willing to join ranks?
Artemis: Sorry, totally invested in my hunting trip but I ’ ll try to help when I get back!
Zeus: Did I not just tell you to leave the humans alone? One day I swear, your boastful head is going to get you hurt!
Aphrodite: Sorry, Hephaestus and I are planning a second honeymoon!
Hermes: Why don ’ t you go all pied piper on the Greeks and lure them away with your lyre?
Apollo: Hey there friend! I am off to kill Achilles! Do you have any advice?
Athena: Do the wise thing. You will be rewarded greatly! Use a human to complete the task.
Apollo: Thank you, Athena! I will use Paris, Hector ’ s little brother and prince of the great city of Troy, to finally defeat Achilles!
Apollo: Dude, stop friend requesting me! It ’ s starting to get creepy!
Apollo: Hello! I am planning on sending Achilles your way so keep a close eye on him; he may try to find a way out.
Hades: That I will.
Apollo: Thank you!
Hermes: Hi! I know you were disappointed that I couldn ’ t make you that golden lyre last week, so how about I make you one for your birthday? Maybe I could even decorate it with some swans or fawns? … I just rhymed!
Apollo: Yeah, that ’ d be great! I would prefer swans, by the way.
Hermes: Will do, sir! See you soon!
Apollo: Thank you Hermes!
Hermes: You’re welcome, Apollo!
Athena: Achilles has fled the camp and is approaching Troy ’ s wall.
Apollo: Thank you, Athena. I will go immediately to end Trojan War. Apollo is offline.