By Diane. By Diane.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, “ Hi, Honey, I‘m home – forever !

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

Retirement; is when you stop living at work - and start working at living..

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband, but only half the income.

Retirement is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

Remember, youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Retirement Advice. Be careful when reading health books. You could die of a misprint.

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to tell the difference.

In retirement the most effective medicine is laughter.

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

When retired It’s goodbye tension, hello pension!

Retired: Too Old to Work — Too Young to Die.

Retirement :- World's longest coffee break.

When you retire, you switch bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime, having done only half of it.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking, ironing cleaning..

The money's no better in retirement but the hours are better.

In retirement you’ll be as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.

Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

The wife said, 'What are you doing today?' He." Nothing." Wife. "You did that yesterday." He. " I haven't finished yet."

In Retirement make time for old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old books to read.

Always remember age is only a date and you determine your own fate. Retirement may be an ending, but it is also a new beginning. Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. It’s better to be over the hill than under it. Press escape key to exit.