Creative Quotations from Phyllis Diller (1917-__) born on Jul 17 US comedienne; She is known for her outrageous appearance, and stories about her husband, Fang; she is also a concert pianist.
We spend the first twelve months … teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.
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