Life is Nothing if You’re Not Obsessed Forty - one years in Thirty Minutes

Where I came from Richard A. Hall III WWW II “Lela How do you Work This Thing” “You can’t con a con man” Lela Hall “I will not Dwell on the Unpleasant Things in Life” - Abdul Baha’ “Who Beat You?”

Siblings Patty Haayen “If I just had my own little world to run” David Hall Mr. Perfect “I hate to tell you this but...” Andy Hall “A God of my understanding … “

Beginnings The Green Bay Packers and the Best Birthday Ever “Richard Seems to think it’s more important to try and make the other students laugh than to listen to his teacher” Equipment!!!

Short Career in “Major” Sports “ Way to watch” The Jefferson City Reverse Richard’s Variation

Jefferson City High School From the football field to the stage High School Politics

College: The first Attempt School “You don’t have to go to class?!” Swimming “The best 400 and 900 freestyler I’ve ever had.” All American!

College: The Second Attempt Paying my own Tuition, The Texas Youth Council, and the Great Escape “This Civil War was a big Deal!” The first review I ever got back “A lot of good papers have come from Dansereau’s lab, unfortunately this is not one of them” “How do I know it’s not fleeing significance!

UMR: The early years “Well, now I have my Ph.D, I guess that’s it.” “What’s so scary about these snakes?” Guitars, folk music, and Spam

The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me! July 3, 1993 I married Maureen Sidio (now Maureen Hall) Maureen saves us $150 “They gave my husband a headache, we will not be paying this bill.”

Recent Past and Now Faculty excellence, APA award and my first NSF grant “I never thought about what we would actually have to do if it got funded” Education, Computers and the WWW “ISDC - where the cool people hang out.” Chiropractic research, pioneers, and integrated health care “We also have some funding available.”