I want YOU… To get a life.

Intro: Tina: Hi! I’m Tina. I am one of the annoying text things that will host this PowerPoint Presentation! My boyfriend, Bob, is also going to. He will be harder to understand as he is “different”. Bob: Yo dudez! I is like kool! Tina: Yeah… I know what you’re thinking… I do not know why I fell for him.

New Slide Bob: Yo. Dis a lyk totly new slide, yo. In you case did not notice. Tina: He means, “This is a like totally new slide, in case you didn’t notice.”

H Bob: If you can read this, you r almoazt as smurt az ME!

Red= Perty Tina: Well, the title pretty much covers it… BTW, This slide was BOB’s idea. NOT mine. Bob: Well, red is my favourite colour! Did I mention I am part British? S’true!

Prettyness Tina: This is a very pretty color scheme, isn’t it, Bob? Bob: Yes. It is, Tina. Too bad it’s so dark I can’t see. Tina: I can see fine! *WONK* Hey! Who put that tree there??!?

MEXICO!!! Bob: This reminds me of my dear Mexico! Tina: I thought you were from Britain. Bob: Well, DUH! Mexico is IN Britain! Man, you can be really thick sometimes. Feepit Person: I can’t believe how annoying text can be.

Really Ugly Slide Bob: OMG This is SOOO perty! OMG OH EM GEEEEE! Tina: Hey! Who’s been drinking my coffee?

Yuck… Bob: OOOH! Pick me! Pick me! Tina: Bob, be quiet. Bob: That wasn’t me! That was my nose! Tina: Oh… Lovely.

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Hmm… Tina: Well, Bob… That last slide was quite… Imaginative. Bob: Why… Thank you! O.o

Brianna Brianna: Hi! I’m Tina’s friend Brianna! I love pink and purple! I am a total girly-girl! Tina: Who invited you into this slide?? Brianna: *Puppy face* Tina: Um… Uh… Welcome to this slide!

Jake Jake: Yo. I’m Jake. I am Brianna’s boyfriend. Bob: So, ya been to the cheese museum? Jake: I’m outta here.

Lovely Tina: This is a very lovely slide. Brianna: Too bad it has no point in existing.

Zippy the Yippy Skip Zippy: Hi! I’m Zippy! I am a Yippy Skip! If you are wondering what a Yippy Skip is, just think of an ecstatic rabbit with a long tail and rainbow fur!

What the Heck?!? Tina: Yippy Skips don’t exist… *Shifty eyes* Zippy: I resent that! Tina: Well, you don’t! Zippy: Well, at least I’m not- This could go on for a while…

Thirteen Slides Later… Zippy: You are never gonna make onto the cover of Teen Dream Magazine! So there! Tina: *Sob* Well, you *sob* wear tacky clothing! Zippy: I don’t wear any clothing! Tina: I should call the cops! Zippy: YOU HAVE A HOMELY FACE!!! Tina: *Sobs very hard*

Fifty Slides Later… Tina: I’ve run out of mean things to say. Zippy: I haven’t, but my mother always said that you should never strike an un-armed text. Tina: That’s my motto! Zippy: You don’t mean… Tina: Son! Zippy: Mommy! This is getting really weird…

Note from Feepit Person Feepit Person: The whole thing about Tina being Zippy’s mom was not as funny as I thought, and I think It’s just disturbing. Let’s pretend it never happened. Holly, could you come over here please? Holly: Yes? Feepit Person: Could you please mind- wipe everyone here?

Holly Short Feepit Person: You probably don’t know who Holly Short is. She is one of my favorite Artemis Fowl characters, and she can mind-wipe people because she’s a fairy. (Believe it or not, she just mind- wiped you. This really weird thing about Tina and Zippy happened, but now you don’t remember. O_o)

Closing Slide Tina: I hope you enjoyed this tasteless, uninformative PowerPoint Presentation. Bob: It was lyk so kool! Joe: Yeah… That cheese museum was off da hook! Brianna: Toodles! Zippy: I am a Yippy Skip! Feepit Person: Bye, y’all!