What’s the difference between a software developer and a lawyer? David Downs M114.

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What’s the difference between a software developer and a lawyer? David Downs M114

Why a developer is like a lawyer Great toilets of Asia You too can work in the porn industry Stomach cramps in Manila You are smarter than a judge Game theory and kissing You are not like other humans

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