Terrible Konglish jokes What…?? Teacher~. What do you call a cute animal with no ears? 귀없다.

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Terrible Konglish jokes What…?? Teacher~

What do you call a cute animal with no ears? 귀없다

What number likes the sea ? 십 = ship

Which country do cows go to? 우간다

What do you call a broken motorcycle? 못타사이클

What did the fish say when it lost its bones? OMG = Oh my 가시

What do you call a smelly bird? 냄새

Why did the smoker go to the horse race? 말 보로

What do you call a big napkin? 휴지 = huge

What do you call a 5 year-old onion? 오년

What celebrity can you trust with your luggage? Jim Carrey

What did the truck say to the bread? 빵빵 !

How did the ice cream get into a car accident? 차가와서

What is a vampire’s favorite drink? 코피

What did the cookie say to another cookie when it wanted to leave? 과자

What did the grandma with 9 children say? 아이 ~ 구

What did one forehead say to the other forehead? 야 이마

What did the small fish say when it got eaten by the big fish? 오뎅 = Oh Dang!

What did the cat say to the sheep to make it go away? 고 양이 !

What did the bus driver say to the egg? 계란 = get on

Where do grandpas go to find love? e-halmony.com

Where do Australians keep their money? 호주머니

What does Satan wear when it’s cold? 이불 = evil

What do you get when you mix a cow, bird, and a rat? 소새쥐

How do you send your tooth through the mail? 이메일

How much does a firearm cost? 팔 불팔 불

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