A presentation by: Kenneth Joe Galloway CEO - Knowledge, Growth & Support, Ltd.  kjg@kg-support.com www.kennethjoe.com

Why don't blondes get any breaks at work Why don't blondes get any breaks at work? It takes too long to retrain them.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other father was.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common? Everyone has heard about them, but no-one has ever see them.

What does a blonde make best for dinner? Reservations.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

There are 3 girls on a island There are 3 girls on a island. A blond, brunette and a black haired girl. After 3 weeks of starvation a witch comes and says “I will give you 1 wish each. use it wisely. The brunette says “I want to go home!" and poof she goes home. The black haired girls says “I want to go home!" and poof she goes home. The blonde says “I want my friends back!"

A blonde and red head are walking in the woods when then red head has a heart attack and falls to the ground. Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone and calls the police and she shouts, "I think my friend is dead what do I do?". The policeman on the phone says, "Calm down and listen to me. First make sure that she really is dead." There is a silence. Then a loud gunshot. The blonde gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"

keep one's fingers crossed to wish for luck for someone or something, sometimes by actually crossing one's fingers; to hope for a good outcome for someone or something. I hope you win the race Saturday. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you. I'm trying out for a play. Keep your fingers crossed!

hit the hay to go to bed. I have to go home and hit the hay pretty soon. Let's hit the sack. We have to get an early start in the morning.

now and then sometimes; occasionally. (See also (every) now and then now and then sometimes; occasionally. (See also (every) now and then.) I like to go to a movie now and then. We visit my parents now and then, but we rarely see our other relatives.

pull someone's leg pull someone's leg - subject to a hoax or joke

1. Somewhat indisposed; slightly ill. 2. Slang a. Intoxicated; drunk. under the weather 1. Somewhat indisposed; slightly ill. 2. Slang a. Intoxicated; drunk. b. Suffering from a hangover.

until you're blue in the face if you say something until you are blue in the face, you keep saying the same thing again and again but no one listens to you I can tell him to tidy his room until I'm blue in the face, but it's always a mess.