Toothbrush A biography

The Early Years Toothbrush was born September the 16th of January. Toothbrush originated as a doodle in Pete’s sketch book. The original doodle still exists. It’s probably hiding in the basement somewhere. Originally, his beak was much smaller. Also, he doesn’t have teeth.

Here’s what Toothbrush used to look like: See what I mean about a smaller beak?

Toothbrush has never seen Vertigo.

Toothbrush once ran into Michael Bay at a pawn shop. This was shortly after seeing Transformers 2. He had some strong words for Mr. Bay about it. Also, The Island was terrible. No, really, it was painfully bad. I don’t think you fully appreciate the overwhelming awfulness that is The Island. It made Toothbrush angry. This was the last time Michael Bay has been seen by anyone.

Toothbrush is particularly fond of the works of science fiction author Philip K. Dick. Book. He wrote a number of short stories. As well as some novels. Blade Runner, Total Recall, and A Scanner Darkly are all movies based on his work.

Toothbrush washes his hair with Colgate. He’s never been seen in the same room as Batman. He may have had a harrowing experience in his youth. He’s not all that concerned with Kant’s Categorical Imperative. He once fronted a David Bowie cover band. Rather than covering David Bowie songs, they did other songs in the style of David Bowie. His favorite album is Gunga Din by Frank Sinatra.

This is the Triangle of Hope.

See? Toothbrush once robbed a convenience store. You have to watch the slideshow to get the full effect.

The current incarnation of Toothbrush is comprised of 1 body, 3 sets of eyes, 4 arms, and 4 beaks. This allows for a veritable cornucopia of poses and expressions. This is what he looked like before being assembled:

I hope you enjoyed viewing this slideshow as much as I did making it.