WAIT, THIS SHOW’S BACK?

Episode 15 PLATYPI

WOAH! WHERE ARE WE?

IN MY OFFICE. I CALLED YOU 15 MINUTES AGO YOU JUST ARRIVED.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? THE LAST I REMEMBER I WAS IN THE ATTIC WITH YOU, SUSIE AND MOE PLAYING A BOARD GAME.

WELL…YEAH. BUT SINCE SOME GUY NAMED GOLDEN SHYGUY GOT BORED WITH THE PLOT, WE START OVER!

OKAY…SO WHY ARE WE IN AN OFFICE?

WITH THE PROFITS WE MADE FROM CALVIN ADVENTURE, WE STARTED A HUGE BUSINESS!

WE SELL PLUSHIES, DVD’S…

AND PINK MACHINE CD’S! LET’S PLAY A SONG!

WHERE’S SUSIE?

SHE’S DOING WHAT ALL 6 YEAR OLD GIRLS DO, WHICH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT ACTUALLY IS.

WHERE’S MOE?

...NOWHERE…

NO, SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS-

ANYWAY…WE’RE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE, HOBBES ANYWAY…WE’RE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE, HOBBES! NOTHING BAD CAN POSSIBLY HAPPEN!

OR WILL SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN?

OF COURSE OR ELSE THIS WOULD HAVE NO PLOT

CALVIN CO. PAWS INC.

AHH. I HATE CALVIN SO MUCH AHH! I HATE CALVIN SO MUCH! HE STEALS ALL MY IDEAS EXCEPT FOR THE COLLAR THAT LET’S DOGS TALK!

ACTUALLY, YOU TRIED TO COPY EVERYTHING, AND THE COLLAR YOU STOLE FROM HIM AND WIPED HIS MEMORY CLEAN OF THE CONCEPT.

…SHUT UP!

I’M JUST SAYING

I NEED TO DO SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE CALVIN EITHER LEAVE OUT OF EMBARASSMENT OR MAKE HIM GO BANKRUPT

BUT THEN WHO WILL YOU STEAL YOUR IDEAS FROM?

…SHUT UP!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO NERMAL’S ADVICE FOR ONCE MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO NERMAL’S ADVICE FOR ONCE. SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS SHE?

SO SINCE CALVIN DOESN’T LIKE ME, HE PUT ME HERE SO SINCE CALVIN DOESN’T LIKE ME, HE PUT ME HERE. I’M GUESSING YOUR “MASTERS” DID THE SAME TO YOU?

DOESN’T MATTER…. WHAT DO I DO DOESN’T MATTER….WHAT DO I DO? I MEAN, I CAN’T MAKE A PLUSHIE, BILL MURRAY RUINED MY VIEW IN MOVIES, AND PINK MACHINE IS JUST AWFUL! ODIE, EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU LIKE THAT BAND!

SORRY! PLATYPUS IS SO CATCHY THOUGH!

I KNOW, BUT…WAIT…I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA!

THAT’S NEVER A GOOD THING

C’MERE. I’LL WHISPER IT IN YOUR EAR.

WHY? WE’RE THE ONLY TO IN THIS ROOM!

DON’T QUESTION IT. JUST COME HERE.

MY GOODNESS, THAT MIGHT ACTUALL WORK!

GARFIELD JUST YELLED HE HAD AN IDEA

THAT’S NEVER A GOOD THING

WE NEED TO GO OVER THERE AND STOP THEM. AND BY GO OVER THERE….

I MEAN INSTANT MESSAGE ODIE

CalvinIsAwesome: hey odie

CalvinIsAwesome: hey odie OhD1234: oh hey whts up calvin

CalvinIsAwesome: hey odie OhD1234: oh hey whts up calvin CalvinIsAwesome: what is garfield up to

CalvinIsAwesome: hey odie OhD1234: oh hey whts up calvin CalvinIsAwesome: what is garfield up to OhD1234: cant say srry

CalvinIsAwesome: hey odie OhD1234: oh hey whts up calvin CalvinIsAwesome: what is garfield up to OhD1234: cant say srry CalvinIsAwesome: omg why not

CalvinIsAwesome: hey odie OhD1234: oh hey whts up calvin CalvinIsAwesome: what is garfield up to OhD1234: cant say srry CalvinIsAwesome: omg why not OhD1234: I cant id get in trouble

CalvinIsAwesome: hey odie OhD1234: oh hey whts up calvin CalvinIsAwesome: what is garfield up to OhD1234: cant say srry CalvinIsAwesome: omg why not OhD1234: I cant id get in trouble CalvinIsAwesome: cmon please :)

OhD1234: oh hey whts up calvin CalvinIsAwesome: what is garfield up to OhD1234: cant say srry CalvinIsAwesome: omg why not OhD1234: I cant id get in trouble CalvinIsAwesome: cmon please :) OhD1234: no

CalvinIsAwesome: what is garfield up to OhD1234: cant say srry CalvinIsAwesome: omg why not OhD1234: I cant id get in trouble CalvinIsAwesome: cmon please :) OhD1234: no CalvinIsAwesome: >:(

to OhD1234: cant say srry CalvinIsAwesome: omg why not OhD1234: I cant id get in trouble CalvinIsAwesome: cmon please :) OhD1234: no CalvinIsAwesome: >:( OhD1234 is offine

WELL, I GUESS WERE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY.

THAT’S OKAY! THE BUILDINGS ONLY A FEW BLOCKS AWAY AND THE WEATHER IS PERFECT FOR WALKING!

WALKING? HA! THAT’S A GOOD ONE, HOBBES.

DON’T TELL ME YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT METHOD OF GETTING OVER THERE

OF COURSE I DO! HEY WHEEL CHAIR GUY

TAKE US TO PAWS INC!

CALVIN CO. PAWS INC.

YOU HAD TO DO IT THE HARD WAY, DIDN’T YOU?

WELL, ODIE IS HORRIBLE AT INSTANT MESSAGING, SO I DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE

WHERE’S SUSIE?

DOING WHAT ALL SIX YEAR OLD GIRLS DO

WHAT’S THAT EXACTLY?

NO CLUE. ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO GARFIELD?

NOTHING, I’M JUST PLANNING TO TAKE DOWN YOUR COMPANY

OH, I GUESS THAT’S WHAT?

TOOK YOU A LITTLE BIT TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO?

BECAUSE YOU TAKE ALL OF MY IDEAS!

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TRIES TO COPY EVERYTHING I DO! AND NOW YOUR-

COFFEE?

OH, SURE, THANKS

YOU COPY ALL OF MY STUFF! YOU TRIED TO MAKE A PLUSHIE, YOU TRIED TO PUT YOUR STUFF ON DVD, AND YOU SOLD THE PINK MACHINE CD’S AS YOUR OWN!

ACTUALLY I HATE PINK MACHINE

OH…NEVERMIND THEN. AND THEN YOU USED MY DUNGEON TO THROW NERMAL WHERE I KEEP MOE!

MOE’S IN A DUNGEON?

UH…UM…WE’LL TALK LATER. ANYWAY, DON’T SHUT ME DOWN UH…UM…WE’LL TALK LATER. ANYWAY, DON’T SHUT ME DOWN! THEN WHERE WILL STEAL YOUR IDEAS FROM?

SHUT UP! I’M OUT OF HERE! C`MON ODIE!

GET BACK HERE!

HOBBES!

WILL CALVIN BE ABLE TO FIND HOBBES?

WHAT ARE GARFIELDS PLANS TO TAKE DOWN CALVIN’S COMPANY?

ARE YOU GOING TO DOWNLOAD A PINK MACHINE ALBUM AT http://pinkmachine

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF CALVIN ADVENTURE! MAYBE