Welcome to your new life
Our employees work the hardest.. or else
We have no age requirement
No training needed
You will not need to sit down for 12 hours at a time
You do not need to worry about school...or Christmas, or Thanksgiving...
Entertainment
Dinner Menu
Theatre
Shopping
You could get fired if you did not go to church
Hopefully you will not die
Your dentist may also handle your money
Which will be less if you are a woman
If they want to cut your pay they can
You had no safety
You have rules
Rules everyone is happy about
You live here
Your boss lives here
Oh yeah, this is him