Name the movie in which the following quotes come from: 1. “When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!” 2. “Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.” 3. I: “I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” W: “Do you always begin conversations this way?” 4. “Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.” 5. “You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you’ve never seen a donkey fly!” 6. “Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?”

7. “Wow, that was really scary 7. “Wow, that was really scary. And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need a Tic Tac or something, 'cause yo' breath stinks!” 8. “Works 60% of the time. Everytime.” 9. “He touched the butt!” 10. “Somebody get me a glass, because I just found me a tall drink of water!” 11. B: “I've set my laser from stun to kill.” W: “Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death. “ 12. “By the beard of Zeus!” 13. “ If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!” 14. “How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets! “ 15. “Wanna build a bunk bed?” … “Yes!” 16. “you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.”

17. “Break someone’s clavicle on 3. 1, 2, 3. Break someone’s clavicle 18. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would go out of my way to eat you. I would swim into the middle of the ocean and freakin’ eat you!” 19. “He did what in his cup?” 20. You drive half a day in the wrong direction and then you go and pull something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” 21. “No eating fish tonight! No eating fish tonight! I’m on a diet!” 22. “I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine!” 23. “I want my life to be like an 80’s movie… just once.” 24. “He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!” 25. “Life is like a box of chocolates.” 26. “Luke, I am your father.”

Direct Quotes Important People Statistics or other important numbers Really poignant phrases Where paraphrasing would reduce or confuse meaning. Need to cite them

Paraphrasing Taking 5-7 sentences and putting it into your own words. Information that we need to cover, but isn’t common knowledge, or we didn’t come up with Still need to cite paraphrased portions of text

Summarizing Large portions of text (several paragraphs or an entire article) Use the seven steps of effective summarizing Need to cite source

Today Go through your 5 sources. Identify 5 specific places where a direct quote would be useful. (1-3 sentences long.) Write each quote on a different note card. Include the author and the page number on the back of the note card. Color code your quote by highlighting it the color that corresponds to the reason it supports. Write “DIRECT QUOTE” on the Left Side of the note card, as such:

(Daniels, 42) DIRECT QUOTE “I think that cell phones are an abomination to society. They turn everything into a glittery, ridiculous mess. They should never be allowed in schools. Ever. Never, never, never.” - Barack Obama (not really) (Daniels, 42)

Mini-Assessment on Direct Quotes 1. If your goal is to address concerned parents, which of the highlighted quotes would be MOST EFFECTIVE in supporting the following claim?: The driving age should be raised to 18. 2. If your goal is to address concerned parents, which of the highlighted quotes would be MOST EFFECTIVE in supporting the following claim?: The driving age should remain as it is. 3. Which of the highlighted sections would be better paraphrased, rather than quoted directly, to support the idea that the driving age and regulations in Colorado should remain the same?