Music and Lyrics by S.B. Castroll, MA Ed John the Sucky King Music and Lyrics by S.B. Castroll, MA Ed
Chorus… You’re a sucky King John’s a sucky King England has democracy Cuz you’re a sucky King!
King of France I’m the King of France! I wear fancy pants! I will take the land from you Cuz you’re a sucky King!
Chorus You’re a sucky King! (of England) John’s a sucky King (of England) John will now be called LACKLAND Cuz you’re a sucky King
The Pope I’m the Roman Pope Your wars make you a dope! I’ll put England in interdict Cuz you’re a sucky king
Chorus You’re a sucky king! John’s a sucky king! When you die you’ll go to HELL Cuz you’re a sucky king!
Robin Hood To pay for all your wars You put taxes on the poor The people suffer from your reign Cuz you’re a sucky king
Robin Hood II My Name is Robin Hood Your taxes are no good I’ll steal from you and give back to them Cuz you’re a sucky king!
Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king The people suffer from your rule ‘Cuz you’re a sucky king
The Lords We’re the noble lords Your tax we can’t afford We will stand against your rule Cuz you’re a sucky king
Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king We will fight you tooth and nail ‘Cuz you’re a sucky king
Runnymede Here in 1215 At the field of Runnymede We will kick your sorry butt Cuz you’re a sucky king
Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king We fight you here at Runnymede ‘Cuz you’re a sucky king
Magna Carta Cuz you are such a farter We’ll make you sign a charter The Magna Carta you will sign Cuz you’re a sucky king
Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king The Magna Carta you will sign ‘Cuz you’re a sucky king
No Taxation Without Representation Now if you want to tax Us you’ll have to ask No tax without our say so first Cuz you’re a sucky king
Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king No tax if we don’t represent ‘Cuz you’re a sucky king
Jury Trial To protect us from your fury We want trial by a jury A trial made up of our peers Cuz you’re a sucky king
Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king Jury trial shall be the law ‘Cuz you’re a sucky king
Chorus… You’re a sucky King John’s a sucky King England has democracy Cuz you’re a sucky King!