Reuben and Rachel—Parodies Reuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinking What the heck have you been drinking? Looks like water, tastes like wine Oh, my gosh, it's turpentine I've got a dog; his name is Rover He's a very clever pup He will stand upon his hind legs If you hold his front legs up Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinking What a silly world this would be If the monkeys lived in houses And we swung from tree to tree

Reuben and Rachel—Parodies (Page 2) Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinking What a funny world this would be If jet planes lived in apartments And we flew across the sea. There's no need to light a night light On a light night like tonight -- For a night light's light is slight light When the moonlight's white and bright