A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… On the planet called Voltron in the galaxy called Kleenex there were a lot of monsters that were trying to rob a bank. 1. you and your friends go help. 2. You run like the little girl you are.
You run inside and the monsters are heavily armed… They run after you You run inside and the monsters are heavily armed… They run after you. You run around in circles for about 15 minutes. 1. you go into the safe. 2. you take on the monsters with your crazy karate moves.
You slip on the wet floor because you didn’t notice the sign You slip on the wet floor because you didn’t notice the sign. The monsters catch you and you are now there hostage. 1.you play dead with your cool new toy you bought earlier that makes it look like your dead. 2.you challenge them to an arm wrestle.
you get into the safe quickly and you lock the door… you hear 12 gunshots and you become scared. You just wait and wait hoping someone will come and save you, but no one does. You become very lonely, you look around yourself and all you see is freshly minted $100 bills. You decide to take some. You die in the safe not spending any of the money you stole. The monster starts to cry because on is way out he accidently stubbed his baby toe. Your family burries you. Your dead body gets eaten by the gross big headed monsters
you turn around quickly, and say to the monsters, “hey big face you turn around quickly, and say to the monsters, “hey big face. I know karate sucka, so you better get to stepping homes”. The big ugly monster replies,” no one calls me SUCKA!!!! Prepare for battle homie dogg!” you use all of your strength and punch him right in the face, he then falls to the ground and starts crying. You yell to your friends, ”hit them in their faces, They will cry!!!” so all of your friends start throwing down and you defeat the big ugly monsters. You go home You go partying
you hit the ground hard and then you quickly grab your toy that you put over your face to make you look dead. The monsters believe it and walk away. You sneak up behind them and jump on their back. He grabs you by the hair and throws you too the ground. You say to him, “hey! I did not appreciate that, not one bit mister and you frown at him. He says, “Oh my god, are you for real? I thought you humans liked this kind of stuff. Wait, here is some money, and hey man im very sorry about all this just don’t tell on me because then I will hunt you down and make you play monopoly with me!” you take off with your friends and spend all your money during your SLUMBER PARTY!! You go home first to start you SLUMBER PARTY You go partying first then go home at 2:00 in the morning to have your SLUMBER PARTY!
you turn around and say to the monster, “ you think your so tough you turn around and say to the monster, “ you think your so tough? Why don’t we have an arm wrestle? If I win, you let all these people go and give me $1000000 dollars every year for the rest of my life. But if I lose you let these people go and you can have me and my friends as your slaves forever!” the monster agrees to your bet and he puts his arm out. You take it and count down from 3. you snap his arm in half and he starts to cry. Your friends and everyone in the bank get to leave safely and you are now rich. You go home you go partying
You go and party you a** off on the nearest planet with a night club, you go bar hopping with your friends and get juiced out of your mind!!! Its such a fun night when you go home you start to cry because your lonely. continue
You go home and beat your girl friend all night… on guitar hero!!!!! continue
FIN!!