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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

All pain is not gain.

If we don’t take care of the customers, maybe they’ll stop bugging us.

Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there’s nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.

The secret of success is knowing who to blame for your failure.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

For every winner, there are dozens of ‘losers For every winner, there are dozens of ‘losers. Odds are you’re one of them.

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices.

It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one… The good news is that we should run out of them in no time.

In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

The only consistent feature of all your dissatisfying relationships is you.

When your best just isn’t good enough.

You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.

The harder you try, the dumber you look.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

It’s amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they’re going.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there’s no end to what you can’t do.

If you can’t learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

It’s difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be, especially when you’re insane.

Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.

It takes a lot less time and most people won’t notice the difference until it’s too late.

While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious.

No matter how great and destructive your problems seem now, remember, you’ve probably only seen the tip of them.

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

When birds fly in the right format’ion, they need only half the effort When birds fly in the right format’ion, they need only half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Luck can’t last a lifetime unless you die young.

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

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