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SOLD …there’s ONE in every neighborhood, we’ll help you find it! PREV NEXT SOLD Indoor bonfires create campground setting for lucky owner of this residence. Star gaze, smoke crack and eat smores all from the living room. Won’t last!

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…even if it’s hiding under a bridge, we’ll still find it! PREV END Solid construction and built-in shelving highlight this functional dwelling. All maintenance paid by city. Winter sledding available on side-lot hill. Easy access to I-94.