Learn the Names of EVERY state in the Union MIMAL Learn the Names of EVERY state in the Union

Chef MIMAL You see him every time you look at the map…. Under his chef’s hat he hides a mini-soda – Minnesota Eye is in eye-o-wa - Iowa Fat, stomach feels Miss-ouri (misery!) Sits on his “can” – Ar-Kan-sas His feet feel “lousy-anna” – Louisiana

Chef MIMAL M Minnesota The Chef’s HAT

Chef MIMAL I IOWA The Chef’s face Eye in “eye-o-wa”

Chef MIMAL M Missouri The Chef’s fat Stomach/Shirt feels “misery”

Chef MIMAL – More tricks Holds a “tin tray” = Tennessee On the tray is his favorite food, Kentucky Friend Chicken = Kentucky He’s gassy – burps and makes an ill-noise = Illinois, right “in Dianna’s” face – Indiana Where are the cheese heads? – Wisconsin He is wearing an oven mitt – Michigan Hides another soda behind his back because he “can” - Kansas

Chef MIMAL – More Tricks He likes Muscle Cars, so he puts MAG wheels on his ride for a trip to Florida = Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia Where is the most beef cattle raised? Texas! What does the chef use to butcher the beef? A meat cleaver = Oklahoma If you stand in the corner U CAN see 4 states = Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico State looks like a guitine blade that seperates you from your money = Nevada (v shaped)

Chef MIMAL –More Tricks Where are happy COWs from? = California, Oregon, Washington Where are potatoes grown? (Looks like a potato masher) = Idaho Do you see the man in Montana? In the South we have 5 Southern Belles – all named after women: North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia, Maryland

Chef MIMAL – More Tricks The “Middle Colonies” are made of up like a baseball team: New York Yankees = New York Who have pin stripped uniforms – Pennsylvania Jerseys = New Jersey & they wear underwear! = Deleware

Chef MIMAL – More Tricks Upper Colonies Leprechauns are Irish Catholics and go to Mass – Massachusetts But the Church had to call an exterminator to take care of a rodent problem in the basement (Rhode Island) that was filled with New Hampsters (New Hampshire) and vermin (Vermont). This state thnks that they are so great… the MAINE reason for everything in the U.S.