How much weight would Santa gain AT Christmas?
Calories 1 cookie = 56 calories 2 cookies = 112 calories glass of milk = 42 calories 154 calories = 2 cookies + glass of milk 154 calories per house
Worldwide calories 1.9 billion children under 15 in the world 2.42 children in 785123967 houses 154 calories * 785123967 = 120’909’090’918 calories overall
How much weight does he gain? 3500 (on average) calories in a pound of body fat 34545454.548 pounds in total 2467532.4677142 stone gained = 15’669’554 kg gained
How many…? African bush elephant = 6,000 kg Santa would have gained 2611.6 elephants in weight
How many…? Land Rover = 2434 kg Santa would have gained 6437.7 Land Rovers in weight
How many...? The average woman weighs 70.2kg Santa would have gained 223213.02 women in weight The average man weighs 83.6kg Santa would have gained 187434.9 men in weight
Conclusion… SANTA would die of obesity.
To lose the weight in 365 days 1 hour sprinting = 1,000 calories burnt 120909090918/1000 = 120909090.918 hours to burn all calories consumed 120909090.918/365 = 331’257.8 hours per day running IT IS IMPOSIBLE