part 1: That ugly sweater. Where did you get it?
It’s quite the eyesore! So ugly! So ugly!
That ugly sweater! How can you wear it?
It’s so outlandish! So ugly! So ugly!
part 2: It’s not so ugly! In fact, I like it!
I’ll buy one for you and you’ll see! (solo yell: No!)
Ugly sweater! Ugly sweater!
That ugly sweater. I think it’s great.
Where did you get it? It’s really fun!
It’s quite the eyesore! I think you’re
So ugly! So ugly! being unfair.
That ugly sweater! Why can’t you see
How can you wear it? it’s very chic?
It’s so outlandish! I think I’m
So ugly! So ugly! stylin’ in this!
It’s not so ugly! In fact, I like it!
I’ll buy one for you and you’ll see! (solo yell: No!)
It’s such an ugly sweater.
It’s such an ugly sweater! It’s a very lovely sweater!
Deplorable! Horrendous! It’s beautiful! Magnificent!
Odious! Hideous! Gorgeous Smart!
Repugnant! Oh, no! Delightful! Oh, no!
It’s so ugly, it’s beautiful! It’s so ugly, it’s beautiful!
I guess I’ll go and buy one for myself!