The Retro Dancer Getting an invitation from Richard Simons to be in a new DVD To Cancun the 80s dancer went to go and see. She was dressed in the loudest colors of them all Wearing 4 inch heels making her extremely tall Hot pink leg warmers and a neon green sweaters The heat on the island made the workout even better She took her fanny pack and led the way Until the sand got in her heels, not a good day Sweatbands as far as the eye can see One got too gross so she flung it up a tree She rolled up her royal blue leggings and went for a swim The water sparkling from the moon lights dim The short brown curly haired girl came to find Richard Simons never crossed her mind She missed the video shoot having fun in the sun Finding out her job on the trip was totally done