The Chemist He is a chemist and it’s his life, But there’s a problem, he has no wife, He has short brown hair, But does not live in a evil lair, He has blue eyes and no muscle, And he never gets into any tussles, He helps the poor and gives them money, And his favorite food is definitley honey, He has a dog, his name is Archey, He also wants to take over the local monarchy, He likes to talk to many, He also has a lot of pennies, His name is Sam and that’s no lie, Also sometimes, he loves to spy, He helps the young and care for the old, And he also would like to have some gold