Little O Y Carries Grandpa As little boy experiences new ages Grandpa is pulled through the same stages Remembering some of his own slick stepping stones

Life can be full of hard knocks But you don’t have to go it alone Little O Y Carries Grandpa Life can be full of hard knocks But you don’t have to go it alone Reveals memories unblocked

This sweet little boy was such a bundle of joy Groan a little bigger This sweet little boy was such a bundle of joy

”Do I see more than two plums in the tree?”

He wasn’t so dumb He didn’t need one more plumb REE T He wasn’t so dumb He didn’t need one more plumb

When he added an “H” I saw three

T O Little Y S And their O T Y S

Little Boy’s toys didn’t take very much keep

I saw him do a full clean in one sweep Y S T I saw him do a full clean in one sweep

But, if he left things scattered here there and about Y S T But, if he left things scattered here there and about

How to punish was not a sure thing Y S T How to punish was not a sure thing

I reckoned that a spank would give his behinder a sting Y S T I reckoned that a spank would give his behinder a sting

So we visited that little magic “time out” Y S T So we visited that little magic “time out”

T O Y Little O Y Delightful

He was such a delightful small child O Y Little O Y He was such a delightful small child

He would tear my heart out when he smiled Little O Y He would tear my heart out when he smiled

But he hated that “My little bundle of Joy” GRR T O Y Little O Y But he hated that “My little bundle of Joy”

O Y But now that he’s tall

He’s no little bundle at all Y He’s no little bundle at all

But he’s still that same sweet little boy

O Y W O N T Z P E T

When he started to beg for a pet Y W O N T Z P E T When he started to beg for a pet

I didn’t know what to get him just yet Z P E T I didn’t know what to get him just yet

He knew Mary’s pet for ``````her had been a surprise Z P E T He knew Mary’s pet for ``````her had been a surprise

O Y W O N T Z P E T It was well known She liked puppies

O Y W O N T Z P E T Or maybe some guppies

But poor Mary had the wool pulled over her eyes N T Z P E T But poor Mary had the wool pulled over her eyes

Little boy goes off to school

Then it came time for him to head off to school

I thought a back pack would make him look cool

I even thought to ask if he agreed

He said “I think so”

“Now am I ready to go?”

Oh me yes, what else might he possibly need

Teacher Whoops

Then There Was BASEBALL

One day little boy shared with his sister

“I was chosen to be the team’s pitcher”

That’s when Grandpa got in on the news

When Grandpa eye spied He saw how hard little boy tried

That was the only secret technique that he used

“I’m in the band” The band uniform made him look sharp But that was the easiest part He practiced like as if time had no end He’d ask the man in the moon if his instrument was in tune Soon he and the man in the moon became friends

Then little boy had this steep hill to climb

He really wanted this one to say “Mine”

To some it seemed a little bizarre Mine To some it seemed a little bizarre

This was definitely the rage Mine This was definitely the rage

Mine For the kids his own age

They all had their very own car Mine They all had their very own car

The time surely had come Mine The time surely had come

For the Upper class prom Mine For the Upper class prom

There wasn’t much of a debate Mine There wasn’t much of a debate

He would ask a girl with some charm Mine He would ask a girl with some charm

To come hang onto his arm Mine To come hang onto his arm

And she was the pick for his date Mine And she was the pick for his date

Graduation Came and it went Mine Graduation Came and it went

It was time that was very well spent Mine It was time that was very well spent

With a future so far far away Mine With a future so far far away

But when we take a look back Mine But when we take a look back

At the life he had packed Mine At the life he had packed

I’m surprised his hair isn’t all grey Mine I’m surprised his hair isn’t all grey

Little O Y Mine Well, I think I best go. But where to I don’t know. It seems that’s where the hitch always has been

Little O Y Mine I think I’ve used my last block And there’s no more in stock That’s when real trouble begins