Hi! The following advertisements are from a press campaign by the church of Singapore. I hope you like them …

Please, do not drink when you drive. You are not ready to see me yet Please, do not drink when you drive. You are not ready to see me yet. God.

Can you imagine what air would cost, if someone else provided it? God

What do i have to do to get your attention. Put an ad. in the paper What do i have to do to get your attention? Put an ad. in the paper? God

Earth people, do not treat me like a martian. God

I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said ... naaah! God

If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow. God

How can you be a self-made-man? I specifically recall creating you. God

If you think Mona Lisa is amazing, you should see my master piece If you think Mona Lisa is amazing, you should see my master piece. Go look in the mirror. God

Don’t forget your umbrella. I might water the plants today. God

In my opinion, you are the most beautiful person in the world In my opinion, you are the most beautiful person in the world. OK, so I’m biased. God

Come to my house on Sunday, before the game. God

Come and bring the children. God

What part of “Thou shalt not ...” don’t you understand? God

We need to talk. God

I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

This “Love thy neighbor”... I meant it. God Al Mendoza

I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you ... God

The road you choose ... Will you take me with you? God

Follow me. God

Have you read my best seller? It’s quite a challenge. God. … and when you want to know what God wants to say … Read The Bible Have you read my best seller? It’s quite a challenge. God.

With pleasure I will carry your cross, come. God.

You are not alone, you have me. God.

Trust in me God.

I want the best gift, for you. God. Al Mendoza

Put yourself in my hands and watch. God. Al Mendoza

I am looking for you, answer me. God.

Don’t make me come down there. God. I hope you share this mesage, … God bless you. Al Mendoza