Enrico van de Laar & Tomaž Kaštrun Crazy Data Science
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Introduction Enrico van de Laar Data & Advanced Analytics consultant @ Data Masterminds Twitter: @evdlaar Email: enricovandelaar@datamasterminds.io Web: http://www.dotnine.net Tomaž Kaštrun BI Developer and Data Scientist Twitter: @tomaz_tsql Email: tomaz.kastrun@gmail.com Web: https://tomaztsql.wordpress.com/
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Agenda Schnapps-o-meter (Multiclass classification | Azure Machine Learning | On-premises datasource) Slayeralytics (Statistics | Text mining & classification | Sentiment analysis | U-SQL | Image classification) Predicting demonic possession (Convolutional Neural Network | R | Shiny)
Schnapps-o-meter Challenge: Predict the current state of a person during the consummation of schnapps based on weight, sex, amount of schnapps and time spend drinking Multiclass Classification | Azure Machine Learning | On-premises datasource
General Statistics | Text mining | Sentiment mining Slayer-o-serious Challenge: Getting Wiki data about the Slayer (band) and generating some useless results General Statistics | Text mining | Sentiment mining
Slayer-o-fun Finding the real Jeff Hanneman! Challenge: Predicting Slayer lyrics Finding the real Jeff Hanneman! Album cover image feature extraction Classification of text with R/Py | Classification of images | Image feature extraction with U-SQL
Predicting demonic possession Challenge: Predict whether a person is possessed by an evil spirit based on selfies Convolutional Neural Network | R | Shiny
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