Church Bulletin Bloopers Don’t let worry kill you – let the Church help. Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember.

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Church Bulletin Bloopers Don’t let worry kill you – let the Church help. Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our Church and community.

Church Bulletin Bloopers At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Church Bulletin Bloopers Ushers will eat latecomers. The Church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.

Church Bulletin Bloopers Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance. A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the Church basement. Music will follow.

Church Bulletin Bloopers This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Smith to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Church Bulletin Bloopers Fifth Sinday is Lent. Thank you, dead friends. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

Church Bulletin Bloopers Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Open your Bibles to: Daniel 12:1-4

1st sign Increase of TRAVEL

2nd sign Increase of KNOWLEDGE

Information Explosion 80% of all the scientists who have ever lived are alive today. The scientific material produced in 1 day would take 1 person 5 years to read. About 2,200,000 new books are published every year.

Information Explosion Since 1970 computer technology has developed so fast that if the auto industry had developed at the same rate, you would today be able to buy a Rolls Royce for three dollars and you could fit 8 them on the head of a pin!

Information Explosion A weekday edition of any major newspaper has more information than the average person living in the 17th century would have come across in a lifetime. Thanks to the Internet, 1,000’s of international papers are at your fingertips.

Information Explosion About 1/2 of all medical knowledge is outdated every 10 years and in some scientific fields, such as biotechnology, the cycle is less than 6 months. Google processes over 40,000 search requests every second, which translates to over 3.5 billion searches per day. 2.4 million emails are sent every second.

Information Explosion If Facebook were a country it would be the largest country on the planet. China has a population of 1.37 billion while Facebook now has a population of 2.23 billion users. Some people have more Twitter followers than entire countries.

Information Explosion The computer in your cell phone today is 1 million times cheaper, and a 1,000 times more powerful, and about 100,000 times smaller, than the 1 computer at MIT in 1965. So what used to fit in a building, now fits in your pocket.

Information Explosion It is estimated that 4 exabytes of unique information will be generated this year. That is more than the previous 5,000 years.

1st threat Military Use of AI

1st way Unmanning

2nd way Miniaturizing

3rd way Mimicking Nature

Revelation 6:7-8 “When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, ‘Come!’

I looked, and there before me was a pale horse I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him…

They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.”

4th way Making Men

Vladimir Putin on AI “The nation that leads in AI will be the ruler of the world. Artificial intelligence is the future, not only for Russia, but for all mankind…

Vladimir Putin on AI It comes with colossal opportun-ities but also threats that are difficult to predict. Whoever becomes the leader in this sphere will become the ruler of the world.”

Matthew 24:21-22 “For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now – and never to be equaled again…

If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.”

2nd threat Major Corporation Use of AI