MEGA LAUREN 900 The Facts

Congratulations You have just invested in one of the highest standard objects. The Mega Lauren 900 is an amazing product. It is so amazing we guarantee that you will be fully satisfied with this product. If you are not we will give you a full refund and allow you to buy another toy. 30 day warranty

Appearance The Mega Lauren 900 is a hardworking, smart, advanced, and amazing product. She likes to swim, read, write, and do many other activities. The Mega Lauren 900 will be useful if you are kind to her, say good morning, and don’t make fun of her The Mega Lauren 900 is a short, brown haired article who often wears glasses and has braces. The new and improved model will not have braces.

Instructions Careful Handling In order for the Mega Lauren 900 to work to it’s full potential the following must be done: 1. provide her with food, drink, and Starbucks! 2. If she is not having a good day leave her alone. 3. Don’t make her do a lot of work if she is tired or not feeling well. 4. Always treat the Mega Lauren 900 with dignity and respect 5. The Mega Lauren 900 is nice, kind, shy, quiet and does not always understand everything right away because she is still learning. Don’t hold that against her. If you do these things your product will always work and be happy! You will know the product is working correctly if she: Smiles and laughs. Acts silly or funny Is happy You will know the product is not working if she: Yells or seems angry Cries Doesn’t talk to you

UH- OH!!!! HELP!!!!! Mega Lauren 900 is hungry The Mega Lauren 900 is thirsty The Mega Lauren 900 is tired The Mega Lauren 900 has run out of energy The Mega Lauren is having a bad day Give her a chocolate brownie frappachino or French fries Give her a diet coke Let her rest Give her an ice cream sundae, it is sure to lift her spirits! Be nice and leave her alone for a while If you are having any trouble please call 1-800 UH – OH or email us at helpme!!!!.com

The Mega Lauren 900 in action! Great face for smiling Wonderful eyes for reading Head thinks wonderful thoughts Arm for swimming Voice for singing Excellent hands for writing Legs for acting

Miscellaneous The Mega Lauren 900 is a very unique product because: She was manufactured and designed in Chicago, Illinois She has four other members in her group. She is funny and intelligent She does not enjoy doing math.

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Closing Hopefully your Mega Lauren 900 is working well and easily. We hope you thoroughly enjoy your new toy. If there becomes a problem and the Mega Lauren 900 is not working refer to the HELP! page. Also, do not hesitate to call or e-mail us if there are any questions or concerns. Remember to listen to her and most importantly have fun!!!!!

Thanks For Showing an interest in our fabulous product Lauren Incerpi September 12. 2003 Literature\ Period 6 Mrs. Gunter The End Thanks For Showing an interest in our fabulous product