Once upon a time there lived a very evil king. His name was King Treble Clef, because his body looked a lot like a treble clef... Goss

King Treble Clef ruled THE LAND OF STAFF. It was surrounded by a fence made of 5 bars. He made a person live on each bar to protect him. They could move on their bars, but could not visit each other. F D B G E Goss

Because King Treble Clef was very mean, he wouldn’t let them have real names, only letter names. He called them E, G, B, D, and F, after his favorite foods. F D B G E Goss

His favorite foods were Eggplant, Grits, Bologna, Doughnuts and French Fries! F D B G E Goss

He would never let them leave the fence for anything!!! So, E G B D and F had to stay on those bars forever! F D B G E Goss

And they are still there even today! F D B G E Goss

But then something amazing happened. One day, King Treble Clef overheard his people talking about how mean he was. It hurt his feelings, so he decided to change. He wanted to try being a nice king. No one could believe it! Everyone was overjoyed! Goss

He decided to let them leave the fence for one day to go shopping! He even gave them each some money to spend! Goss

King Treble Clef hired someone to build a 4 story mall! However, there was nowhere to shop in the Land of Staff, so in between where E G B D and F lived, King Treble Clef hired someone to build a 4 story mall! F D B G E Goss

On the first floor he built a food store, with every food you could ever want to buy! G F E Goss

On the second floor he built an animal store, with every animal you could ever want to buy! G F E Goss

On the third floor he built a candy store, with every kind of candy you could ever want to buy! F D C B A G F E Goss

On the fourth floor he built the everything else store, with everything else you could ever want to buy! F E D C B A G F E Goss

E G B D and F went shopping all day and spent all their money. When it was time to go back to their spots on the fence, they forgot the way! Goss

Even George Bush Drives Fast King Treble Clef wanted his people to come home safely. He gave them a silly sentence to help them remember the way home. Even George Bush Drives Fast Can you help them find the way home? Goss

D F E G B E C A F Goss

King Treble Clef noticed that his mall spelled the word FACE King Treble Clef noticed that his mall spelled the word FACE. So he named it the FACE MALL. He liked that because it reminded him of his handsome face! E C A F Goss

King Treble Clef liked being a nice king so much that he decided to be nice one day a year! Goss

………But all the other days he was back to his old self. G F E Goss

And they all lived miserably ever after. C B A G F E Goss

THE END!!!! Goss