….Please click on one of the two doors below. Welcome to my Card Joe-k !!! I am Joe, and it is my pleasure to be your guide.

Please click on one of my two eyes!!!

Now, I shall attempt to control your thoughts. Please mentally select a card and concentrate on it. But please, don't click on your card. I will perform this feat via mind control. After you have memorized your card, please click here !! click hereclick here

And now, whisper the name of your card out loud. Please don't skip this part, it is very important. Finally click here when you are ready. click hereclick here

Joe has selected your card and has removed it from the pile. Surprised? Next…..

A Kind of Magic….. Now you can Take The Day Off !!! Sea ya!!! Sea ya!!!