"Donna, you have huge, manly feet."

"Just because my feet are big doesn't mean they are manly."

"Well, since your feet are bigger than Eric's, I don't understand how you can be boyfriend and girlfriend. Kelso's feet are way bigger than mine."

"There is more to being in a relationship than shoe size."

"Yeah there is. Boys should be taller, stronger, play sports, and be able to control their girl."

"Kelso, you're stupid. Just because that is the stereotype for men doesn't mean that all relationships have to fit into it."

"Well Eric's really the only guy that will date you so I guess you have to settle for him. I'm more desirable so I know that a masculine man is a way better boyfriend."

"Donna is extremely desirable! She's not a slut like you!"

"Yeah Jackie, just because I don't sleep around doesn't mean boys don't like me or think I'm undesirable!"

"I am not a slut! Right, Kelso?"

"Well... you have slept around..."

"Kelso I haven't slept with nearly as many people as you!"

"Yeah, but I'm a guy so it's cool."

"That's dumb."

"Yeah Jackie, that is dumb "Yeah Jackie, that is dumb. It's super sexist that girls are considered sluts and guys are players when they sleep around."

"Blah blah blah, feminist Donna strikes again "Blah blah blah, feminist Donna strikes again. Well that's just how it is."