The Real Goddesses of New Jersey There are: A-theen Hestashia Artimissy La`Hera Aphrodyssa Demeteress

Once upon a time, wait what am I saying! Right now there were six of most fairest women of all. They were poise, they were proper, they move with ease. Wait a minute those are the wrong people! These people are wild, crazy, and they are sassy! Trust me don’t even look in there eyes! Why don’t you just see for yourself.

You know how I said they were proper at the beginning. Well, I’m not saying A-theen is, it’s just she has the most common sense. She knows Aphrodyssa isn’t that, what's the word again? Oh, yes dull! That's the term I’m looking for. Well, A-theen is boring. She isn’t married or dating and the other goddesses think she is a buzz kill. She isn’t even dancing on the floor or she doesn’t put on makeup! She is also holding the responsibility of goddess of wisdom and war!

Hestashia is not normal. If you compare her to a scale A-theen to Aphrodyssa she would be smack dab in the middle. NO JOKE! Hestashia is pleasant to be around like A-theen , but when her foot steps in anywhere with music there’s no stopping her. Her hair whoops around the dance floor like she ain’t ever stopping. She is goddess of the hearth and she is to good for gossip. This goddess is on fire.

Artimissy is the sassiest, that’s why when she was born La’ Hera put missy in her name. Artimissy refuses to wear a dress. She is known for wearing her plaid skirt and sleeveless turtle neck and she has a French braid running on her back. She is a maiden and even though she is quite a eye opening, jaw dropping, gorgeous girl she doesn’t attract much men. You want to know why, she is strong! Stronger, faster, and better like the song!

La ‘ Hera is mother of none of her children. You know why? Her husband cheated on her. Yeah that’s right, cheated! That’s why she is cray cray. Every night all the other goddesses admire her dancing. She dances all night and all day. As you can tell she doesn’t have a job except for ruling over all the other gods and goddesses. She is able to turn into a peacock.

Aphrodyssa isn’t the sharpest crayon in the box, but she is the most colorful. Besides A-theen, Aphrodyssa is the only goddess that doesn’t doesn’t wear makeup. She doesn’t even need makeup. She is the goddess of love and beauty. Most common of all goddesses. La’ Hera is so jealous she doesn't even dance when Aphrodyssa is dancing. Aphrodyssa is just breathtaking!

Demeteress is the tallest of all the goddesses, so she stands out Just as much as Aphrodyssa. Her hair is uncontolable. There is flowers and leafs in it. Demeteress is the goddesses of agriculture. She works up a good tan when she is picking fruit. She is young wild and cray-cray. Wait, forget about the young part. She is just immortal.

Now you see what I'm talking about. These girls are more sour than the extreme airheads! So, now that I’ve told you about that different family. I hope you understand that its better not to be a goddess. Stick to the jobs like doctoring or being a lawyer. It’s better off that way!