Recruiting a new Year 2000 tester

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. Bumper Stickers Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Bumper Stickers A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Horn broken, watch for finger. Bumper Stickers Horn broken, watch for finger.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Bumper Stickers If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Visualize Whirled Peas Bumper Stickers Visualize Whirled Peas

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Bumper Stickers I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're pond scum. Bumper Stickers Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're pond scum.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Bumper Stickers Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Keep honking, I'm reloading. Bumper Stickers Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Bumper Stickers Hang up and drive.

Lord, save me from your followers. Bumper Stickers Lord, save me from your followers.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. Bumper Stickers Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. Bumper Stickers I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Bumper Stickers If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Bumper Stickers Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Q: Why does a chicken cross the road? A: To get out of Hong Kong. Bumper Stickers Q: Why does a chicken cross the road? A: To get out of Hong Kong.

Bumper Stickers Still Pissed at Yoko

Elvis is dead, Paul is alive. Bumper Stickers Elvis is dead, Paul is alive. Really!

Bumper Stickers Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

Bumper Stickers I don’t suffer from insanity: I love every minute of it!