Date One of Cheyanne’s Biases! DUDES CHICKS

Select your woman Yuri Minzy Amber Sooyoung

Select your man Ren Donghae Changmin Kyuhyun

“Uh yeah, you actually do have some weird shit on your face.” “Nice to see you! Help me out real quick– do I have anything on my face? I keep thinking I see something out of the corner of my eye on my left cheek.” “Uh yeah, you actually do have some weird shit on your face.” “Nah, you good, son!”

“Hey! Did you know I’m the sexiest member of Girls’ Generation?” “Of course!” “No, you’re not.”

“No way, you hideous shrew.” “Oh! I just woke up– sorry you had to see me like this. Wanna hear a joke?” “No way, you hideous shrew.” “Sure!”

“Say ‘cheese’!” “Cheese!” “Crackers!”

“How are you? Would you like to go hiking with me? I’m all set to go!” “Oh, I don’t think so– I’m not really dressed for that kind of thing.” “Sure, let’s go!”

“…” “…”

“Hey, is that a video game?” “… Excuse me… You’re standing in front of the computer and I’m trying to …Do something…” “Hey, is that a video game?” “Oh, sorry!”

“Hey! Could you toss that ball over here?” “Here you go!” “DONGHAE?!”

“Wow, that was embarrassing– but it’s gone now, right?” “Yeah, you got it.” “Nope, still there.”

“… You must think you’re real funny, huh?” Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try again?

“Well, thanks for all your help today… Now are we gonna sex or what?” Yay, you got Amber in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

“… You’re kidding, right?” Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try again?

“You’re so sweet! What are some of your hobbies?” “You know, chillin’, watching TV, the usual kind of stuff.” “Uh… Uhm… Uh…”

“… You’re actually pretty boring, huh?” Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try again?

“Enh, forget it. Let’s sex!” Yay, you got Yuri in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

“What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car “What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? TYRANNOSAURUS WRECKS! Isn’t that funny?!” “Hilarious!” “Not really…”

Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try again? “… Oh, okay.” Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try again?

“Your turn! Tell me a joke!” Tell her a pun. Tell her a dirty joke.

Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try again? “Uh… I don’t get it.” Uh-oh, looks like you upset her. Why don’t you try again?

“Wow, you’re hilarious. Might you also be down to sex?” Yay, you got Sooyoung in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

Oh, she ran off. Why don’t you try again? “Thanks!” Oh, she ran off. Why don’t you try again?

“Heh heh, you cray cray! Where do you get your inspiration from?” “Ah, you know, life and stuff.” “It’s a secret…”

“I’m not playing around, bitch. Tell me!” “Okay, okay!”

“You’re so fucking cool! Wanna sex?” Yay, you got Minzy in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

“Yup, that’s me! Can I get that ball, now?” “Oh, yeah, here you go!” “Yo, can we sex?!”

Oh, he ran off. Why don’t you try again? “Thanks!” Oh, he ran off. Why don’t you try again?

“Oh, uh, sure! Let’s do this thing!” Yay, you got Donghae in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

“It’s cool, thanks for moving.” Oh, he’s distracted. Why don’t you try again?

“Yeah, it’s Starcraft. Do you play?” “Hell yeah I do! I’ll kick your ass any day!” “No… Think you could teach me?”

Uh-oh, looks like you upset him. Why don’t you try again? “Yeah, whatever.” Uh-oh, looks like you upset him. Why don’t you try again?

“Sure, and maybe we could sex afterwards?” Yay, you got Kyuhyun in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

“Go get dressed, I’ll wait.” “Alright…”

“So where should we go? Up the mountain, or through the woods?” “I don’t give a shit!”

“Phew, I’m exhausted! I’m gonna go take a shower.” Oh, he’s distracted. Why don’t you try again?

“These woods are so romantic… Would you consider doing the sex with me here?” Yay, you got Changmin in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?

“I guess I’ll be hiking by myself today.” Uh-oh, looks like you upset him. Why don’t you try again?

“…” “…”

“I’m really bored. Do you want to sex?” Yay, you got Ren in bed! Why don’t you try to bed someone else now?