How vengeful Are you?

How Question one: A friend’s parents find cigarettes in his bedroom, and he says he was hiding them for you. They tell your parents. What do you do? vengeful Are you? a) Plant cigarettes on your friend at school to get him into trouble b) Say that your friend is into things a lot stronger than cigarettes, and suggest telling his parents c) Reassure your parents, and talk to your friend d) Take the blame and take whatever punishment comes your way

How Question two: Someone plays a practical joke on the teacher, and the whole class gets kept in over break time as a punishment because nobody will own up to being responsible. What do you do? vengeful Are you? a) Tell the teacher who did it b) Leave the guilty person stripped naked on the games field c) Put pressure on the real culprit to own up d) Take the blame so everyone else can have their break time

How Question three: Your boy or girlfriend breaks up with you and starts going out with your best friend. What do you do? vengeful Are you? a) Wait for a chance to steal your boy or girlfriend back b) Sneak into his/her house and rub chilli peppers on the inside of his/her underpants c) Talk to them about it, but then get on with your life and let them get on with theirs d) Good luck to them; their happiness is probably more important than yours anyway

How Question four: A friend borrows and breaks your favourite CD. What do you do? vengeful Are you? a) Borrow one of her CDs and break that too b) Sell all of her CDs at a car-boot sale, then buy a replacement and several other CDs for yourself c) Say that it’s okay, but ask if she can buy a replacement copy for you d) Say that you didn’t like it all that much anyway, and offer her any other CDs

If you answered mostly a: How If you answered mostly a: vengeful Are you? You believe in paying back whatever anyone does just as hard. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, even if the whole world ends up blind and gumsy.

If you answered mostly b: How If you answered mostly b: vengeful Are you? Never mind an eye for an eye; with you it’s a head for an eye, and a full on war for a tooth. When someone messes with you, you fight back ten times as hard. Let’s just hope they don’t have the same approach.

If you answered mostly c: How If you answered mostly c: vengeful Are you? You don’t cause trouble where it isn’t needed, but you don’t let people take liberties either. When there’s a problem, you just want to sort it out as quickly as possible.

If you answered mostly d: How If you answered mostly d: vengeful Are you? You don’t like to cause any trouble. The only problem is that makes you a bit of a doormat who some people choose to walk all over.