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PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course) "The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use." – Washington Irving "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." – George Bernard Shaw "If you can't say anything nice about a man, let's hear it." – Unknown Enjoy more humorous business plans at Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Operational plan "Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after." – Anne Morrow Lindbergh Product Great Communicator Growth Strategy

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"Super-competence is more objectionable than incompetence." – Murphy's Law: Peter's Observation "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." – Oscar Wilde "I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught." – Winston Churchill Enjoy more humorous business plans at Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Humorous Business Plan "One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening." – Franklin P. Jones Growth risk Risk management strategy Great Communicator

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PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course) "Some read to think, these are rare; some to write, these are common; and some read to talk, and these form the great majority." – Charles Caleb Colton "Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give, but dreadfully uneasy to take." – Josh Billings "The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." – Hubert H. Humphrey "The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done." – Peter F. Drucker Enjoy more humorous business plans at Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Markets Market analysis Great Communicator

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini- course) "There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting." – Mark Twain "A bore is a person who talks when you wish him to listen." – Ambrose Bierce "Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day." – Kin Hubbard "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." – Jimmy Durante Enjoy more humorous business plans at Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Humorous Business Plan Competition Great Communicator

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