If You Give a Kangaroo a Cup of Coffee By: Suzy Student Period 2
If you give a kangaroo a cup of coffee, he will jump around like a madman.
After he jumps around like a madman, he will want to take a nap.
If he wants to take a nap, you will have to set up a bed for him.
By the time you make a bed for him, he will not be tired anymore.
If he isn’t tired anymore, he will ask you to box with him.
If he asks you to box with him, you’ll have to try and dodge every blow.
If you dodge every blow, you’ll probably win.
If you win against the kangaroo, the kangaroo will feel sad.
If the kangaroo feels sad, he’ll ask for a scone to make him feel better.
And chances are if he gets a scone, he’ll ask for a cup of coffee to go with it.