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SMS Jokes Post

1 Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat ta hai

2 Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

3 In chemistry class teacher asked a Girl: What are Nitrates ? Girl answered shyly: Night rates, they r costlier than day.

4 In chemistry class teacher asked a Girl: What are Nitrates ? Girl answered shyly: Night rates, they r costlier than day.

5 Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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