Cousins, cousins, cousins Family relationships made Simple . Pickett, Kuhn 2012

Today Quick review of Punnett Squares Constructing a Pedigree Groups of two (self select) Big Pedigree Chart: Groups of four-teacher selects

Pedigree symbols part 1

More Pedigree Symbols

Great-great-grandparent Great-great-great-grandparent If one person's → Grandparent Great-grandparent Great-great-grandparent Great-great-great-grandparent Great-great-great-great-grandparent Great-great-great-great-great-grandparent is the other person's ↓ then they are ↘ 1st cousins 1st cousins once removed 1st cousins twice removed 1st cousins thrice removed 1st cousins four times removed 1st cousins five times removed 2nd cousins 2nd cousins once removed 2nd cousins twice removed 2nd cousins thrice removed 2nd cousins four times removed 3rd cousins 3rd cousins once removed 3rd cousins twice removed 3rd cousins thrice removed 4th cousins 4th cousins once removed 4th cousins twice removed 5th cousins 5th cousins once removed 6th cousins Explanation chart

I am my own grandpaw I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be. This widow, had a grown-up daughter,  Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law,  And really changed my life. Now my daughter was my mother,  Cause she was my father's wife. And to complicate the matter,  Even though it brought me joy,  I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,  And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For, if-if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother. Of the widow's grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother. Uh huh. Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,  And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue. Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too. God. Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah. And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild. Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,  As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw. Oh I'm my own grandpaw. I'm my own grandpaw. It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,  Oh I'm my own grandpaw. I'm my own grandpaw. I'm my own grandpaw. Talk about incest!  It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,  I'm my own grandpaw.

Pedigree of the Outcast Branch of the Byrd Family Grand Father Father Grand Son

Time Passes and the wives die Grand Father Father Grand Son

Enter a teen age woman of mystery! Grand Father Father Grand Son

Woman of mystery gets pregnant by grand son! Grand Father Father Grand Son

But marries grand father! Son

And has a baby boy! Grand Father Father Grand Son

So according to Ray Steven’s logic, the grand son’s son is actually his uncle! Grand Father Father Grand Son