My Trip to North Korea by Bill Clinton

I did not order these, maam.

I didnt see a single good hair cut over there. Check out that combover jobby.

I was just bored at this point. The Wendys was closed. And they dont have any bowling alleys. It was bad. Real bad.

I asked him where the Taco Bell was. He gave me directions to some crummy Korean restaurant. I said No Thank You.

I got so bored, I just started making sucky Youtube Movies. In this one, Im Zorro fighting Queen Elizabeth.

Damn, Als fat. Cant hardly get my arms around him. Count Flabula.

Check it out, I found a new wife.