China is the place to be for English teachers Translating from one language to another can be difficult, confusing, and downright funny .

WELCOME FOR COMING!?

So, the Key to Existence is pushing?

Duh…?

I won’t...... But where r u?

How about children made in America?

I'm NOT going to pay to trim the foot.

Still din't understand?. ...Neither did I......(May be accident prone area).

Fight fire with Fire?

Data Breaker ?!?!?!

Bottled water in a can?

I m going down pressing my head up......

Can’t I get a “Pleasant” Brown?

Okay, if you insist.

I’m not sure I know how.

What if I don’t want to meet them?

Thanks for the suggestion.

Yes, I will!

I don’t know where we went wrong!

It’s around here somewhere!

They’ve got to do something about their chicken

Tastes better going down.

We’re counting on you… please!

Who wears the urine pants in this family?!

Wash your hands after eating. . .

Let’s skip it this time . . .

Can you feel the heat rave?

Special delivery for Sarah Palin…

Is this over your head?

Giddy Up, your highness!

Wait for the clam . . .