Monster Fight Club By Mr. Dorris
What would happen if all of the scariest monsters were in the same room?
Who would be the last one standing?
Lets Meet the Participants
Loch Ness "monster" Statistics - 4700 Pounds - Nickname: “Nessy”
Dracula Skills -Immortality -Shape Changing - Super Strength & Speed
The Mummy Special Skills Strangling “Just Doesn’t Care”
Michael Myers Characteristics Grumpy Wears a Willaim Shatner Mask
JAWS Statistics Good Swimmer 6 confirmed kills Answers to the name “Rusty”
The Headless Horseman Good Horsemanship Military experience Doesn’t wear a lot of hats.
Cloverfield He is huge!!!
Jason Vorhees Has unresolved issues about his mommy He just wants to play some hockey.
Frankenstein Made from the Parts of several dead bodies Limited Vocabulary Pretty good Salsa Dancer
Leatherface Isn’t comfortable in his own skin. Substitute teacher. Plays the coronet.
Jigsaw Likes to play games Highly intelligent
Girl from “The Ring” She never sleeps Can pass through Television screens Probably uses too much conditioner
Wolfman Strengths -Super Strong -Very Fast -Nearly impossible to kill
Bigfoot AKA – “Sasquatch” Very Elusive Has several posters of Keanu Reeves in his cave.
“It” Lives in the sewers. Basically, A BIG JERK! Called the 800 number and bought the “Sham Wow” (It sells itself)
Alien -His blood is actually acid. - Enjoys Clay Aiken music
The Last Contestant standing was…
The scariest, most destructive force in our universe…
Easily the winner of Monster Fight Club . . .
Is…
Chuck Norris