Dialogue 3 and “Commotion in the Ocean”

Dialogue 3 Blue: You’re a shark, kid. Get used to it. All: Oh, yeah! Zebra Fish: Psst! Tiget! Psst! Tiger Shark: What was that? Octopus: You! Tiger Shark! Over here! Tiger Shark: Who…who’s there? Needle Fish: Who? Who? What are you? An owl? Tiger Shark: No, I’m not an owl! I’m a shark! Zebra Fish: Ooooo! A shark! I’m soooo scared!

Octopus: Me too! I’m shaking to the tips of my tentacles! Needle Fish: Knock it off, guys. I’ll do the needling around here. I am a Needle Fish you know. Octopus: I’m an octopus. Zebra Fish: And I’m a Zebra Fish. Tiger Shark: A Zebra Fish? But you’re covered with spots. Zebra Fish: Yeah, I know! My extreme makeover didn’t come out quite right. Tiger Shark: And I though an octopus had eight legs. You only have seven!

Octopus: Well, that’s seven more than you have! Blow Fish: Oh, man, somebody get me my inhaler. Blow Fish: Thanks, Angel. Tiger Shark: Who’s that? Angel Fish: That’s Blow Fish. But he has allergies like crazy! Tuna Fish: M Mi Mi Mi! La La La La La! Tiger Shark: What’s That? Blow Fish: That’s Tuna Fish. But she can’t carry a tune in a bucket!

Tiger Shark: Wow! This is a strange group. Needle Fish: Strange? Look who’s talking! You don’t act like a shark! No, not at all. You act more like a minnow! Or even a tadpole! Zebra Fish: Oh, that was a good one, Needle Fish! A tadpole! Ha Ha Ha! Angel Fish: Hush now, Zebra. Needle Fish, stop teasing! It’s not very nice. It’s not very pleasing. Octopus: Aw, come on, Angel. We were just having a little fun. Angel Fish: Behave yourselves and come to your senses. Having fun is not fun at other’s expenses.

Star Fish: That’s right, little shark, just be who you are Star Fish: That’s right, little shark, just be who you are. That’s the way I became such a star! Needle Fish: Oh great! Miss Star Fish is here! She hasn’t had a role in over a year! Star Fish: I’m waiting for a producer to get a decent look at me. Then at last I’ll be the star of the sea! Angel Fish: Now, little shark, why are you sad? Needle Fish: How can a shark be feeling so bad? Tiger Shark: I just wanted to have some fun. I wanted to be friends with everyone.

All: But you’re a shark!! Tuna Fish: A shark! Tiger Shark: Yeah, I know. Zebra Fish: Sharks don’t need friends. Needle Fish: You have three thousand teeth! Octopus: You’re a boneless wonder! All: Crabs! Angel Fish: Hush now, all of you. I have a plan. The Clown Fish can help, if anyone can! Blow Fish: The Clown Fish? I love those guys!

Needle Fish: Me too! They really crach me up! Zebra Fish: The Clown Fish! All right! Tuna Fish: Send in the clowns! Star Fish: The Clown Fish? On brother! I’ll be in my trailer!

Commotion in the Ocean There’s a commotion in the ocean and it’s lots of fun. A commotion in the ocean is for everyone. So come on in and sit right down, but you might get splashed by a nautical clown! Oh, the commotion in the ocean is beneath the sea The commotion in the ocean is for you and me. It’s such a crazy notion, it’s perpetual motion. It’s underwater comedy. Zo: Hey Bo! Bo: Yeah Zo?

Zo: Have you heard what sits at the bottom of the sea and shakes? Bo: No, what sits at the bottom of the sea and shakes? Zo: A Nervous wreck! HAHAHA Oh yeah, It’s such a crazy notion, it’s perpetual motion. It’s underwater comedy. Zo: Hey Bo! Bo: Yeah, Zo? Zo: SO where do you think fish keep their money? Bo: I don’t know…where DO fish keep their money? Zo: In the fiver bank! HAHAHA

Oh yes it’s such a crazy notion, it’s perpetual motion. It’s underwater comedy. There’s a commotion in the ocean and it’s lots of fun The commotion in the ocean is for everyone So come on in and sit right down But you might get splashed by a nautical clown. Oh, the commotion in the ocean is beneath the sea. The commotion in the ocean is for you and me! It’s such a crazy notion, it’s perpetual motion It’s under water comedy! YEAH!