California by Ryan

This is where I’ll be living for the next few weeks. Snazzy!

The office has a fancy tower (can’t be visited )

I’m staying in building 500. Remember that, it’ll be on the test.

This is the street I’m on. Don’t ask why this one is at nighttime.

The buildings have these weird structures as welcome gates.

I thought I’d be able to see the top of the trees from the bottom I thought I’d be able to see the top of the trees from the bottom. Sooo not true. I don’t think I’ll ever see the top.

This stairway leads to my apartment. But we’re not going there yet.

My car is in the “underground” garage, to the right.

The entrance to the garage. Must be vigilant, it has two blind corners.

This was my rental car (I almost typed CAR).

Laundry hut inside the garage. Suckers!

Mailboxes inside inside the garage.

Aww, mine is empty ! (hint hint)

This door leads to the stairs, onward ho!

Don’t go into the garage!

This is the fancy cover to the top of the stairwell. Notice the trees!

My apartment is #101.

500 Mansion Court #101 Santa Clara, CA 95054 My address* is: * Good until September 8th.

This is the first look.

The couch. Not terribly comfortable… Also, the stripes aren’t part of the pattern. I saw the maid “make” them by rubbing it.

Instructions for the TV (and internet… I had to figure that out when trying to connect to the wifi).

The TV. The only show on was this weird lens flare.

I guess this is supposed to be a “desk.” Cat carriers!

The goodie bag had some good treats!

And these seismographs are supposed to be “Art.”

The kitchen. Bonus points for spotting the animal.

A few cleaners, and stuff to make spaghetti. I just made the popcorn.

I don’t make coffee, but the paper towels are well decorated I don’t make coffee, but the paper towels are well decorated. Too bad they are used for cleaning cat puke.

Pots and pans. I think… I don’t really cook. What’s that thing next to the pan?

For the first few hours I didn’t know there was a trashcan.

Kitchen from the other side.

Utensils. I have no idea what the squiggly one is.

This is the dining nook.

My place at the table.

There’s a pizza place in walking distance.

Premier Pizza deserves to go on a plate.

Three doors, which to choose? Behind one is a goat.

The bathroom and a utility closet

The bathroom seems a lot like a hotel.

Momo approves of the shower.

The bedroom

The “art” here also gets the lens flare show.

Ok, all done. Time for me to play with my kitty! Momo!