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The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin
If practice makes perfect... how do you explain taxi drivers.
Randy, Kirby and Mack had just finished a round of golf and was sitting in the 19th hole. Realizing that everyone had broke even on today's round, Randy suggested that they have some kind of a contest so someone would have bragging rights until next weeks round of golf. Kirby said " Why don't we have a Liar's Contest and the winner gets a case of miller lite from each of the losers. They all agreed and drew straws and Kirby was first. " First of all I want you two to know that I really don't care about this contest because I hate miller lite". With that said, Kirby sat Down. Then it was Mack's turn, " I want you two to know one thing, I turn 50 this year and miller lite is not worth telling a lie for. I drank it once in college and didn't like it "and then he sat down. Then it was Randy's turn, looking at both of them he said " You know, I really believe you two are telling the truth ". Randy stopped by Bro Dave's house and left him a case lite on his way home that afternoon.
Golfing with my friends this weekend Kirby Mack Randy
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