Four Catholic mothers

Four catholic mothers sit together over a cup of coffee and try to impress each other with the importance of their sons.

„Father“ Says the first one: „My son is a Priest. When he enters a room, people say „Father“ to him“.

„Your Excellency“ Says the second: „Nice. But my son is a bishop. Whenever he enters a room, people say : „Your Excellency“

The third mother, proudly: „I don´t want to brag, but my son is a Cardinal. When he enters the room, people say: „Your Eminence“

The fourth quietly sips her coffee The fourth quietly sips her coffee. The others look to her, questioningly. Finally she says:

„My son is a wonderful 1meter 95 tall, musculous stripper „My son is a wonderful 1meter 95 tall, musculous stripper. Whenever he enters a room all people gasp for air and say:"

„Oh, my God!“