Bellwork (p. 49) When we treat something satirically, what are we doing? Why do we do this? ***New seats! Please sit in a new location ~AND~ with new people***

Evaluate if each is an actual event or a headline written as satire. Real or Satire? Evaluate if each is an actual event or a headline written as satire.

CIA realizes it has been using black highlighters all these years. Real or Satire? CIA realizes it has been using black highlighters all these years.

Porky Pig allegedly assaulted at Great America. Real or Satire? Porky Pig allegedly assaulted at Great America.

Winner Didn’t Even Know It Was a Pie Eating Contest. Real or Satire? Winner Didn’t Even Know It Was a Pie Eating Contest.

Perky Canada has its own government and laws. Real or Satire? Perky Canada has its own government and laws.

Captured giant croc not eating, checked for stress. Real or Satire? Captured giant croc not eating, checked for stress.

Sales of luxurious doomsday bunkers up 1,000%. Real or Satire? Sales of luxurious doomsday bunkers up 1,000%.

Sad End for Bear with Jar on Head. Real or Satire? Sad End for Bear with Jar on Head.

Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day. Real or Satire? Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day.

Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts. Real or Satire? Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts.

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be Real or Satire? Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

Problem/Issue Suggested Satire Walkabout (p. 49-50) At each essay, jot down: Problem/Issue Suggested Solution Suggested Humanity of Situation

DO NOW 1/27 Fill in the blanks below with either a dash, colon, or parenthesis The problem __ a massive fire ___ left countless without a home. I have many things to pick up after school _____ groceries, the dry cleaning, the kids after practice, and the seat covers for the car. The game ended early _____ by thirty minutes ___. If you continue to talk during the movie _____as you often do____ they will throw you out! The opening statement read____ “I am not a crook!”

Correct the Capitalization The presbyterian minister kept himself locked behind closed doors while preparing his sunday sermons.

Correct the Capitalization The sudanese civil war left countless families stranded across the continent.

Correct the Capitalization People who come from the midwest have a definite accent and manner of speaking.

Correct the Capitalization In college, I took a course called international law.

Fix the Titles the young and the restless

Fix the Titles all quiet on the western front

Fix the Titles a history of violence in american movies

Fix the Titles one flew over the cuckoo’s nest

Fix the Titles it was the worst of times

Italicize or Place Quotations The Chicago Daily Sun

Italicize or Place Quotations The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County

Italicize or Place Quotations The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Italicize or Place Quotations Bad Blood

Italicize or Place Quotations Roses Are Red, Violets are Blue

Italicize or Place Quotations (The Who’s) Tommy

Which Type of Support? Ethos = Credibility Pathos = Emotions Logos = Facts/Logic

What Type of Support is Used? As a doctor, I am qualified to tell you that this course of treatment will likely generate the best results.

What Type of Support is Used? I’m not just invested in this community – I love every building, every business, every hard-working member of this town.

What Type of Support is Used? More than one hundred peer-reviewed studies have been conducted over the past decade, and none of them suggests that this is an effective treatment for hair loss.

What Type of Support is Used? He is a forensics and ballistics expert for the federal government – if anyone’s qualified to determine the murder weapon, it’s him.